You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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