How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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