I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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