I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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