I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Houston, we have a blender
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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