i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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