hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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