what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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