i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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