you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
