i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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