Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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