i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Let's paint friendship bongs
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Randomize
