shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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