Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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