ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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