Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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