I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
time to smoke my breakfast
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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