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She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
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