Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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