Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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