I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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