I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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