quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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