you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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