We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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