I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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