That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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