In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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