Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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