She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was not drunk enough for that final.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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