I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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