and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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