In the future we'll all be gay
My nipple is on Facebook.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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