Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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