Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Dicks are not precious.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
