Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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