i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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