it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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