Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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