Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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