This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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