Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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