Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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