Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
she smelled like a LAN party
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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