kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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