how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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