we're blogging at a bar
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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