I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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