I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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