if i can run in heels then i can drive
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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