I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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